Somewhere on the Internet, a dishwater blonde chick with pigtails is making lewd gestures with her hands, as she strips in front of her webcam. She wants you. She's ready and eager for your devotion and will even show you her ass wrapped in a lime-green thong.
Sometimes she goes by the name of SexyBella. She's also known as HunnyBunzz, SeXXXie, LilBratt, sexycandy, juicybella, Gurleee, Chickeee, and a whole bunch of other nauseatingly cliché names. On some hours, she's living in Atlanta, also in Indianapolis, Fort Worth, or just anywhere in the States. Sometimes she's 22 and other times she's a ripe, old 26.
It doesn't matter. She wants you. You and only you! Add her to your MySpace or send her a message on MSN. SexyBella/Gurlee/Chickee will warn you to not message her on AIM, since it freezes up her computer -- although still willing to give out her handle. You'll be able to contact her, since she has hundreds of MySpace and MSN accounts.
Of course, we're all aware that she's a fake. No doubt that the photos are of some real chick, who certainly isn't seeing the residuals from any of the exploitation. She will never profit from this and will have to scrape by in her parents' house in order to buy more black nail polish.
While SPAM has not been a new concept for the MySpace domain, spammers have been taking it to a new level lately. Users not utilizing the privacy options for contacts will receive at least a dozen SPAM messages a day and just as many friend requests. In the case of SexyBella/Gurlee/Chickee, a user will receive a link to her generic profile with the following fodder:
Im a pretty outgoing, fun loving kinda person! IM always up for drinks with friends or chilling with a hot guy and cuddling watching a movie. If you kiss my neck it will drive me absolutely crazy. The most important things to me in life are friends, family, andmy health. But after that, Im a girl and I need to get some play once in a while lol. I get turned on REALLY easily especially fi u kiss my neck and talk to me in a whisper voice while you do it
Things that drive me nuts are, soft kisses, pinching my bum, licking my nipples, talking durty to me, play fighting, and basicly alot more if im into the guy! Im just a wild gurly at heart lol! Im looking for a nice sexy guy who has what it takes to keep me interested and wants to explore me like i want to explore him.Im not that picky but I do know what I want.Looks are not everything so I give everyone an equal chance!
If one ran a spellcheck on that, the document application would most likely encounter a fatal error and shut down. Of course, that doesn't matter to guys who are looking for "a wild gurly at heart" because SexyBella/Gurlee/Chickee gets "turned on REALLY easily." Wow, if she didn't use CAPS-LOCK on really
, somebody might not add her to their friend list.
And, of course, there are fools out there that do add these fake spambots to their profiles. Why? Other than being young, horny, idiotic males, it is based on the concept of not who
you know but how many friends you have. MySpace: Social Darwinism where the person with the most friends wins the Internets.
The world hasn't ended because there are spammers on MySpace. The concept of the entire site is a gigantic marketing vehicle. There are already numerous ads on the site that promote new films, bands, television series, books, et al. And this doesn't include targeted marketing through the adfarms that spill demographic-specific solicitations for dating sites, home loan refinancing, clothing, free ringtones, and other stuff. However, even MySpace has gotten to the point of complaint by recently filing a lawsuit against Sanford Wallace, who is better known as the King of Spam. News Corp, which owns MySpace, doesn't appreciate that there are individuals not on the FOX payroll that are phishing or spamming comments for their own personal profit. MySpace accuses Wallace of setting up thousands of dummy profiles which redirect users to premium sites, a violation of their Terms of Service.
Wallace, nicknamed "Spamford" by many circles, is quite familiar with lawsuits. He headed Cyber Promotions, sending millions of unsolicited commercial e-mails to consumers on a daily basis. In 2004, the Federal Trade Commission sued him for infecting computers with spyware. MySpace's complaint is that Spamford has violated the 2003 U.S. Can-Spam Act, which prohibits unsolicited mailings.
The adult webcam market is one of the biggest profit performers on the Internet. Easily put: Sex sells. Video may have killed the radio star, but the Internet has driven the sex phone hotline industry into the crapper. Why pick up a phone when your Visa card could get more bang for its buck with visual eye candy?
Of course it's more than obvious that MySpace is more of a marketing tool under the guise of a social networking site. It can promote grass roots campaigns, bands, performers, celebrities, and other personas. There is much more content to the site, but the obvious is a central repository for exposure. There are individuals who support Spamford because they advocate a free market system and entrepreneurism. One may argue that users are wrongfully targeted for solicitations, particularly minors. On the MySpace site, one may modify their age to whatever they see fit, which will fine-tune the marketing they receive. If parents and child advocacy groups want to complain about illicit material, the parents should take a vested interest in their child's online activities.
In the meantime, SexyBella/Gurlee/Chickee will be looking for a guy to pinch her bum. After all, as she states, looks aren't everything and is willing to give everybody an equal chance. Get your credit cards out.