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Sweatin' to the Anniversaries 
1st-Jun-2008 10:58 am
DT Spanky ROFL
The drug store chain, Walgreens, released their weekly circular via e-mail. One of the featured items of the week was the following:

There are no words for this.
2nd-Jun-2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
I wonder if all the older sweaters cme back for one last workout.
2nd-Jun-2008 03:26 pm (UTC)
If that's the case, they should be forced to wear the clothing that was worn twenty years ago. Legwarmers, sweat bands, neon colors, etc.
2nd-Jun-2008 03:31 pm (UTC)
I remember my grandmother bought one thinking we would feel good seeing other overweight people and the exercises wouldn't be too hard to do. All it did was make me feel worse about myself when a women twice my size was havein a way easier time with it!
2nd-Jun-2008 03:52 pm (UTC)
Maybe they were using cutting-edge technology there and the cameras were all focused on funhouse mirrors. The fatties were actually skinny twigs with a cocaine problem.
2nd-Jun-2008 03:59 pm (UTC)
I doubt that I bet just doing it daily made it alot easier!
5th-Jun-2008 06:32 pm (UTC)
I have made the choice to add you. you amuse me and that in itself is no small feat LOL

naw, i just think you're cool
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